The Actual Role-play

[You feel my pain nao. Paul should go over to Bill (not Billy!) and eat him alive.]

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[IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH! . . . No, the good one. ]

*sittting around*
*watching tv*

*playing in her playpen*
*yeah, she has one*

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-strolls in-
Hello there!
I have arrived, no need to fear.
-sees Sarah-
HI THERE!

-appears out of no where because he's cool-
-sees the TV-
Discovery Channel?

*looks up*
Hi there!
*smiles at Paul*
Well, it never hurts to be knowledgeable.

*sees Mattie*
* *
*happy gurgles*

I heard that all female wolves are attracted to the alpha.
That explains Matt.
Kinda.
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Except Nessie is surely not a female wolf.

-waves to Sarah-
Hey Sarebear!
I missed you lots and lots.
-grins-
Do you want me to pick you up?

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*put arms up*
*that means yes*

*laughs*
It does though.
**
Isn't she?
She loves being over here and she fits in with all of us. She's a wolf at heart.

-picks her up-
-kisses her forehead-
So, what do you want to do today?

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Truth.
And alphas choose their mate based on which female is the fastest and strongest.
That explains you and Jacob.
But it also explains Matt.
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Today... isn't the day, right?
--

**
*babbles out her plan: milk, burp, story time, nap*
*smiles at Mattie when she's done*

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Oh really?
* when Paul mentions her and Jake*
*laughs when he mentions Mattie*
YES!
*looks at Mattie*
I think so . . .

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Indeed it is, my lovely son.
And apparently the alpha smells like sex which draws females in.
Eau de Jacob, no?
Anyway, since Matt is too young for that, he just smells like apples.
But still! Girls like apples, right?

-looks at Sarah-
You might want to put those plans on hold.
I'm getting out of here before this escalates into something worse.
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* *
*stops laughing at 'Eau de Jacob'*
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*rolls her eyes*
Apples? Really?
The point is, Mattie smells very clean and fresh, which to girls mean he's innocent.
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*not liking the idea of Mattie leaving*
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*yeah, she just pulled a Mattie, she's desperate*

I'm kidnapping you, Sarah.
We're going to the beach.
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-looks at Leah-
My shampoo smells like apples.
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Precisely!
And from what I know, some girls like innocent boys.
Like Nessie.
-coughcough-

* *
*ttly cool with that*

*looks at Mattie*
Oh. Well, that's explained.
**
And if you're kidnapping Sarah, check her diaper first.
*looks at Paul*
Are you trying to be Sherlock Holmes?
Because it's almost working. Almost.
But yes, Nessie definitely like's Mattie's innocence.
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BECAUSE SHE'S GOING TO STEAL IT!
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And that's elementary, dear Clearwater.
-nods-

-hears Paul-
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-checks Sarah's diaper-
You're fine... for now.
If I have to change your diaper, don't pee on me.
Now, I am kidnapping your daughter, Leah.
Adieu.
-runs-

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Truth.
**
Your instincts astound me, Paul-lock Holmes.
*waves bye to Sarah*

*smiles*
*yeah, she's gonna pee on him later BY ACCIDENT*
*waves bye bye to Leah*

-walking down to La Push like yeah-
I'm so happy!
I get to go to the beach with one of my favourite girls.
--

It's obvious.
-nods-
Matt is a frustrated teenage boy.
And I think you've been in enough minds of teenage boys to understand what I mean.
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* *
*YEAH SHE'S THAT HAPPY*
*caps ttly necessary*

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Oh I remember.
Much funnier now.
Oh Make Fun of Mattie Day is my favorite time of the month.
**

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Mine too!
Another great day was when he drank that glass of wine thinking it was grape juice.
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That needs to happen again, his australian accent is too good.

You and Nessie are the best girls in the entire world!
-smiles-
I'd rather be with you guys than go out with the kids from school.
--
-sees the beach-
Hey Sarebear, it's the beach!

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YES!
God, it was like Steve Irwin was right here in the room.
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*hugs Mattie*
*babbles her version of 'I love you'*

-totally understands-
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I love you too, Sarebear!
-walks to the beach-
So, what do you want to do?

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When you and Jake get married - not if, when! - that will happen again.
IT MUST.
And Seth too.
It'd be the best thing ever.
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[ffffffuuuuuu- I failz.]

[YOU HAZ NO FAIL.]

[yes, yes I does. Especially since right about now, I wanna sleep. ]

[ I do nothing special on Friday nights. I DON'T EVEN SLEEP. /nocturnal being.]