The Actual Role-play

That was a desperate situation. But you can start pushing to help her move down if you want.
*pauses*
Okay, if you want to push her, do it now.

*pushing*
OH GOD.
WHERE IS HER FATHER?!
*stops*

Good, good.
Rest a bit.

-laughs-
Don't worry, I'll kick his butt for you when this is over with.
I'm serious.
-nods-

-has decided to fall asleep again-
-lalalala-

Thank you, Paulie.
*screams*
I THINK SHE'S READY!

She is.
Push, Leah.


*pushing*
*crying*
*cussing*

-lying on the porch-
-looks horrified-
-blinks-

Leah, you have to breathe.
And push.
And remember that I'm gonna kick Jake's butt to the extreme for not being here right now.

*nods*
*taking deep breaths*
*pushing still*

Thank you, Paul.
Now if you could hold up her right leg, I'll hold up her left leg.
Rest, Leah, I'll tell you when to push again.

-holds up Leah's leg-
-really hoping this will be over soon-
-and that Jacob gets here-
-because he will kick Jacob's butt for sure-

-snoring on the porch-
-doesn't care if other kids from the Res walk past-

Okay Leah, when I count to three, start pushing again.
One.
Two.
Three.

*deep breath*
*pushing*
*cries out*
JACOB.

*nods*
Good job.
Rest up. This last push will be it.

I give you permission to slap Jacob when he arrives.
-laughs-
-muttering under his breath-
-looks at Leah-
Come on, Leah!
You can do it!
One last push and Sarah will be out!

-snoring... like a boss!-

*crying but laughing*
I will.
*deep breaths*

This is the home stretch, Leah.
*grabs a blanket and puts it on her chest*
Ready?

*shakes her head*
*pause*
*nods*

GO LEAH GO!
--
All I need now are pompoms and I'll be your official cheerleader.

-lalalalala-
-sleeping like you do when your aunt is giving birth-

*smiles*
Use the pillows as make-shift pompoms.
*laughs*
LET'S DO THIS!

Push, Leah.

*pushing*
*screaming*
DAD.

She's out!
Congratulations, Leah, you're a mother.

--
FINALLY!
My arm is numb.
-looks at Sarah-
--
SHE'S SO PRETTY. AND SMALL.

-is unaware of anything-
-hitthehayfastasleepdreamadreamyoulittlebleep-
-dreamdreamdreamdreamdreamdream-

*cleaning her off*
She is a beautiful child, Leah.
*cleans out her nose*

*this be Sarah for now*
*first cries*

*crying with joy*
My baby.
*hold out her arms for her*

-smiles-
She's really really beautiful.
She looks like Jake.
SPEAKING OF JACOB, HE OWES ME SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

-just sleeping and stuff-
-like you do when your cousin is born-
-FUCK YEAH-

*hands her over*

*calms down a bit in Leah's arms*
*still making a fuss*

*holding her carefully*
Hi there.
*smiles*
She is.
She looks like Jake in the eyes. She has my dad's nose.
*looks at Paul*
He owes us both.

Hell yeah.
--
Should we wake up Mattie or do we surprise him?
--
-reaches over to hold Sarah's hand-
--


-blahblahblah-
-sleepy -

Let him sleep.
*smiles*
At least, until the nightmares of what he's witnessed start.

*grasps Paul's finger*
*fuckyeah she's strong, she's Sarah Black, bitch*

*packing up*
If you need anything else, do not hesitate to call me.
Her first check up should be at the end of the week.

-too late, Matthew fucking Meraz is awake-
-sits up-
-hears a baby-
SARAH?!
-runs inside-

-grins-
She's really strong.
-looks at Carlisle-
Thanks Carlisle!

*giggling*
Yeah, of course she is, she's my kid.
*looks up*
Thank you for everything, Carlisle.

*last checks on mother and baby*
You're more than welcome.

*looks at Mattie*
She's right here.
Come meet her.

-skips past Carlisle-
Tell Nessie that I miss her, if you can.
-grins-
-sees Sarah-
--
SARAH!
-pretty much squishes himself in between Paul and Leah-
Hi Sarah, I'm Mattie.

-smiles-
-looks at his arm-
I should clean this up.
--

*laughs*
I'll be sure to tell her.
Good day, all.
*walking out*

Bye Doc!
*laughs*
Sarah, Mattie is your cousin.
You may remember his voice shouting hello at you everyday you were inside me.
*looks at Paul*
I really am sorry.

*soft little cries*
*reaches out for Mattie*

-smiles-
Bye Carlisle!
-looks at Leah-
It's okay.
Don't worry about it.
-goes to the bathroom-

--
You remember me, huh?
-smiles-
-lets Sarah hold onto his hand-

*smiles*
Oh I bet you made quite the impression.

*bold is now Sarah*
*gurgles*
*tight grip on Mattie*

-grins-
Sarah, I'm gonna take you to the park, and to the ice cream parlor, and the beach, and everywhere!
You can even meet Nessie!
-looks up at Leah-
Can I hold her?
--

-lalala cleaning his arm off-

*moves to make room on the couch*
Of course. Just sit down right here.

*insert baby noises here*