The Actual Role-play

[I don't either. But I only got about 3 hours sleep last night and not much more the night before.]

[D: that sucks. School makes people sleep deprived.]

[Yeah, it does.]

[I say we take school, AND FEED IT TO PAUL. ]

[YES. DOUSE IT IN MUSTARD.]

[DIJON MUSTARD, PAUL REQUIRES THE BEST. FOR HE IS THE BEST. lol jk that's Matt. BESTEST, BRIGHTEST, FASTEST, BEAUTIFULEST /cap lock abuse]

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[The party don't start till Matt walks in. Then everyone sings Disney songs. Mostly songs from Jungle Book.]

[ Yes. indeed.]

[ THE PARTY SHALL START NOW, YES?]

[YES. GET THE PARTY STARTED!]

[ Don't worry, Ke$ha won't be there.]

-strolls in-
Have no fear, Matthew is here.
--

-walks behind-
-is in his own little world-

[WOO!]

*sleeping away*

*looks up*
Why hello, Matthew.
Hey Paul. What's rolling around in your head?

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I have realised why I don't like cats.
It is my inner wolf speaking out.
--
Also, Christmas is approachiiiiing.
--

-massive grin at Leah-
-sees sleepy Sarah-
-happiness!-

*smiles*
Yeah, I don't like cats that much either.
*laughs*
Do you have your list all written out like last year?

*sleeping baby is queen of cuteness*
*wiggles*
*is dreaming*

Actually, no.
Though this year I don't want another Pink Snuggie Grandma incident.
I don't know what I want this year.
-thinking face here-
But still it's 98 days till Christmas!
--

-watches Sarah sleep-
--
Sarah is dreaming.
I miss you, Sarah.
--

*smiles*
Okay, I'll get you a Snazzy Napper instead.
*laughs*
So close and still so far.
*looks at Mattie*
She missed you too, buddy.

*shifting around even more*
*good dream 'cuz she can hear Mattie*

[ omg wtf is that. 'USE IT ON THE TRAIN! USE IT ON THE BUS!'. yeah right. ]

No!
--
We'll talk about it when Christmas approaches.
--

-grins-
My life has been so boring.
I watched Jungle Book about 54 times.
Then I watched the Discovery Channel.
A lot.

[I don't even know. I saw it on tv and . . . omg.]

Don't worry! I'll get it in extra large for you.
*chuckles*
We'll talk about everyone's presents when it's November.
*looks at Mattie*
*The Bad Touch enters her head when he says Discovery Channel*
* *
. . . The Jungle Book, you say? How cute.

*opens one eye*
*sneezes*
*babbling at everyone like "I WAS SLEEPIN', YO!"*

[ It's even more worse than the Snuggie omg.]

--
Let's do that.
First, I have to make sure that Rachel doesn't see anything expensive.

Yup, The Jungle Book.
Dad calls me Mowgli because he says I was 'raised by wolves.'
--
And you had the Bad Touch in your head, didn't you?
-sees Sarah-
Hey there, sleepy head.
--

[Right? That's why France banned burqas. ]

Whoops. I just sent her the catalogue from Tiffany's.
**
I kid.
*looks at Mattie*
Ha! Raised by wolves. I got you.
**
YOU CAN PROVE NOTHING.
* *

*opens both eyes*
*waves at Mattie*
*mini yawn*

[ You can only see the person's nose with that Snazzy Napper thing]

--
Knowing Rachel, she's probably already got the Tiffany catalogue.
I wouldn't be surprised actually.
I bet she's looking at engagement rings.
--

I CAN!
Everytime I mention Discovery Channel you act all awkward.
Did I mention that they play a lot of wolf documentaries?
It was awkward sitting in a room with Mom and Dad when they were talking about mating.
-horrified look on his face-
-smiles at Sarah-
How are you today, Sarebear?
--

[It's so . . . pointless though. I would wanna bug the person MORE if they wore that.]

**
ARE YOU GONNA POP THE QUESTION ANYTIME SOON, PAULY?
**
*ruffles Mattie's hair*
Shhhh. You don't know what you're saying.
Play with Sarah.

* *
*which means she's good*
*reaches out for him*

[ Poke them on their nose.]

-voice squeaks-
No!
I mean, I will one day. But not now.
You know what Rachel is like.
--
Plus I want to go to your wedding first, that would be awesome.

I do know what I'm talking about!
-pretends to be offended-
-picks Sarah up-
-grins-
I can't wait for the day you start talking, you know.
We will have the best conversations eveeeeer.

[Just like -poke-]

Ha!
Get Jake to propose first and then you can talk my wedding.
But I get that you're still not ready for a wedding. Especially one involving Rachel.
*looks at Mattie*
I know what I'm talking about when I say that you're only fake offended.

*smiles all big*
*babbles a bit*
*points to her stuffed wolf*
Woof.

[Oh yeah, that's Sarah's first semi-word. ]