The Actual Role-play

-grins-
-chases him-

-rubs face-
Yes.
I have corrupted his already corrupted mind.
He is your son.
Therefore he's already corrupted.

-grins-
But you will corrupt it further.
-watches Matt and Jacob-
--
You're gonna be stuck with us for a long time.

-turns around-
-tackle hugs Jacob-
--

-laughs-
-falls over-
That is so cheating you.

-laughs-
-smiles-
Sure sure.
I'm prepared to live with you forever.
Sort of.

-grins-
No, I just outsmarted you.
--
-gets up-

-laughs-
Sort of?
--

-looks at him-
-matter of factly-
Well it is you Paul.
-grins-

-laughs-
Touche.

Okay, you have a point.
--
Still, it's better than your dad.
Not being mean but he's equally as insane as we are.
--

-walks up to Nessie and Paul-
Dad, stop insulting people.
You're lucky we haven't put you in a mental home yet.
--

-pauses-
Okay yet another good point.
-laughs-
But Mattie is right.


-yawns-
-is now tired-

I'm always right.
-grin/smirk-
I'm also very persuasive.
That's why half of Forks High think I'm from the Philippines.
-nods-

--
Oh dear lord.

-blinks-
No comment.

-blinks-
You convinced your school that your Asian?

-nods-
I'm tanned and have a spanish sounding surname.
--
It was easy.
Next week, I will reveal that I'm not actually Filipino.
Still, it's fun.
--

--
I will not comment on this.
Instead, I shall eat Twizzlers.
-nomnomnom-

--
I am keeping my mouth shut.

-blinks-
Yeah but Spanish and Filipino aren't even remotely the same.

That's true, but the Spanish colonized the Philippines.
--
So basically everyone there has Spanish sounding surnames.
Well not everyone, but whatever.
-smiles-
You're so confuuuuuuuuused, it's rather adorable.

-looks at Jake-
Want a Twizzler?
-nomnomnom-

-sticks tongue out at Mattie-
Oh shut it you.


-shrugs-
Yeah sure.
-grabs one-
-nomnom-

-sticks his tongue out at Nessie-
Make me.
--

Oh dear.
-eats his Twizzlers like it's popcorn-

-snorts-
She'll probably just kiss him.

-glares at Jake-
-kisses Matt-
Shut it.

--
Happiness.
I have it.
-kisses Nessie-

You've been reduced to a pile of goo, dude.
-nods-

-snorts-
-throws Twizzler at Mattie-
GOO BOY!

:
-looks at Jake-
What are you six?

-catches Twizzler in his mouth-
Poo face.
--

-looks at Nessie-
Looks like your boyfriend is 6 too.
--

*quitely walks outside with Sarah*
*just watching*
* *

*in Leah's arms*
*watching everyone*
*cannot decide who she wants to hold her first*
* *

-sees Sarah-
--
-looks up at the sky-
THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY AWESOME.

-sees Leah-
-looks up at the sky too-
THANK YOU LORD FOR LEAH'S ABSENCE DURING CERTAIN EVENTS.

-cough-
GUY LOVE.
BETWEEN TWO GUYS.
-cough-

*smiles at Mattie*
*looks at Paul*
. . . I won't ask.
*looks back at Mattie*
I MISSED THAT?! Boo.

*reaching for Mattie*
WOOF! Woofie!
* *

I took the liberty to sing Guy Love.
--
-takes Sarah-
-grins-
Woof!

HE STARTED IT.
HE TACKLED ME TO THE GROUND.
TO THE GROOOOOUND.
I'm not a part of your system.
Man.

*nods*
I see, Paul.
Now, tell me, how much sugar did you have today?
* *

* *
*happy babbling*
*hug*
*more babbling*

-looks at his packet of Twizzlers-
-hides them behind his back-
Not much.
Why do you ask, Leah?

-copies Sarah-
Babblebabblebabble.
-grins-

Just wondering.
*reaches behind him*
*eats Twizzler*

*watches Mattie*
Ba. Baba.
*prime Name learning time*