The Actual Role-play

-grumbling-
I don't want to do the damn Sacred Dance of Wisdom.
I was gonna eat that panini!
-flails as Grandma Meraz lights a bonfire-
GRANDMA.
--

-tis Grandma Meraz-
Come on, young Matthew.
Feel the spiritual energy flow through your body!
DANCE, CHILD, DANCE!

-reluctantly skips around the bonfire-

TO THE UNIVERSE!

-watches with an amused expression on his face-
He'll be back in a second, Sarah.

*watching with Paul*
Lunch and a show.
It's a good day.
*bites into her panini*

*still not amused*
* *

Look at cousin Mattie, baby.
*points it out to her*

*sees*
*giggling at the sight*

-looks at Grandma Meraz-
To the universe, huh?
Well...
-starts skipping around the bonfire with enthusiasm-
TO THE WINDOWS!
TO THE WALLS!
TO THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MY BALLS
TO ALL YOU BITCHES CRAWL.
-raaaaaaave!-

--
Oh my god.
-falls off chair-

-blinks-

*trying to hold back laughter*
Oh that is so a Meraz boy. Right there.
* *

*giggling harder*
Maddie!
*highly entertained*

*idea occurs > *
PAUL GET UP AND GET THE CAMCORDER!

-continues singing the song-
-raving like a boss-
-doing the same dance like the one from the Proposal-

-stands there-
-confused -

YES.
-runs to get the cupboard-
-finds it quickly-
-he must be a hufflepuff-
-gives it to Leah-
-smiles at Sarah-

*puts Sarah in her bouncy chair and faces it to the window*
*takes the camcorder and starts recording*
This is gold.
We have to put this on youtube!

*watching*
*trying to sing and bounce along*
* *

*looks at Sarah*
Oh god.
I don't know who to record anymore!
* *
Go, Sarah, go!

-just raving like a boss-
WOOP WOOP.
-oh if Nessie were here to see this -
-sees the camcorder-
--

-applauds-
That was an amazing performance.
-waves to his mum as she leaves-

*stops recording*
And so ends today's rendition of "Get Low" by Native dancer Matthew Jacob Meraz.
*waves to Mattie and Grandma Meraz*

*still bouncing and 'singing'*
*waving to Mattie*

-bows-
Thank you, thank you.
-marches back inside-
-kisses Sarah's forehead-
-eats the panini-
YES.
--

-grins-
The people on So You Think You Can Dance should take some tips from Mattie.
--

YES!
Mattie should become a choreographer.
* *
You like the panini, Mattie? Or is any food good after that massive dance workout?
* *

* *
Mamu!

-nomnomnom-
Any food is good.
--
-smiles at Sarah-
If you ever imprint I'm going to be reduced to a blubbering mess.

-smiles-
-looks at Leah-
Jake would flip his lid if Sarah imprinted.

*smiles*
Would you like some more?
*points out a plate with another one*
Oh don't even mention the i-word.
I do not need that stress.

*confused*
*just gonna sit here like *

--
No, it's okay.
ANYWAY, CHANGING THE SUBJECT.
Christmas.
Christmas will be cool.
It better snow.
I like Christmas.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GETTING ME?
--

We're getting you.... presents.
--

*shrugs*
I was thinking you probably have everything you want.
No need for gifts.
*joking subtly*

*has found her stuffed wolf*
*totally engrossed*
Ruff. Woof woof.
* *

-smiles-
Meh.
I don't mind what you get me to be honest.
I have an idea of what to get Nessie.
-sees Sarah's toy wolf-
It that Lupin?

-smiles-
I know exactly what I'm getting Jacob and Leah.

Is it yourself wrapped in a bow?
* *
*looks at Paul*
If it involves a step of cutting a hole in the box, I will maim you.

*looks at Mattie*
*holds up Lupin*
Roofwin?
Roofin!
Woof woof!

Don't worry, I'm not gonna perform Dick in a Box.
--
The present doesn't involve me though.
It's for you and Jacob.
-nod-

-looks at Leah-
--
Maybe.
Or maybe it's inspired by Glee.
Maybe not.
Maybe I really have no idea what I'm talking about even though I do.
INCEPTION.
-looks at Sarah-
Roofin and Sirius can be best friends!

I think my present will be pretty useful though.
Especially when you're at the Cafe de Jacob.
--

. . . I'm still suspicious.
*slight glare*
*looks at Mattie*
Half the time, I do wonder if you know what you're talking about.
*ruffles his hair*

* *
Roofin an Sarus?
*happy flail*
Woof!

*looks at Paul*
MY DAUGHTER MAY NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND BUT SHE IS IN THE ROOM.
SHUSH.
* *

You and Jacob are her parents.
She will be corrupted soon enough.
--
Just kidding, but seriously.

-smiles-
I am the master of inception.
-looks at Sarah-
--
Woof for sure.

No. Unlike you and Rachel, we can control ourselves . . . mostly.
* *
You know what?
Let's not bring up Christmas gifts. Let them be a surprise.

* *
Woof Maddie!
*hugs Lupin close*

-laughs-
Yeah, let's just do that.
-smiles at Sarah-
-ruffles her hair-

But Leah, I don't know what girls like.
--
I'd need your help with Nessie's present.

*hold up Lupin to Paul*
WOOF WOOF!
WOOF, PAW!
* *

*looks at Mattie*
Well, what do you want to get her?
It's not that hard once you've figured out that.
It's more about making sure it really represents that you care and you think about her.
*insert the cute music here*
*SO HEARTWARMING*

-grins-
Lupin!
Mattie made him for you, didn't he?

-cue embarrassed and shy Mattie!-
Well... uh...
You know in that Glee episode when Sam gives Quinn that ring?
--
Yeah.

*smiles*
Mai Mamu.
*hugs Lupin*

* / / *
Ohhhhhhh. Mattieeeeeeeeee.
* *
That would be . . . perfect.
*hugs him*
I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH SOMETIMES.

-smiles-
Yup, he's your Mamu.
--
You have to share him with Nessie though.

-smiles-
Well, I take that as a yes.
You should help me choose one though.