The Actual Role-play

*baby does not want*
No. Mai Maddie.
* *

I will!
*grins*
Oh this will be too cute!
It should be simple but pretty. Like Nessie.
*super excited*

-smiles-
I knew I could get you to help me.
So, where are we gonna get this ring?
--

-smiles-
Sorry, kiddo.
You're gonna have to share him.

*thinking*
Port Angeles?
Though I think we might find a nicer jewelry shop in Seattle.

*insert the tumblr okay face here*
* *
Mai Mamu.

-smiles-
That's cool.
When are we gonna get it though?
--

-grins-
One day you'll understand what's going on between Mattie and Nessie.

This weekend or next. We don't wanna wait until the last minute.
*smiling*
This is seriously so cute.
*hugs Mattie again*
You schlunky punk.

*confused again*
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*hugs Lupin close*

[Oh, Sarah. When you meet Kyle, this will make so much sense. ]

-smiles-
I love you Leah, you're the best.

-smiles at Sarah-
if you imprint one day, you'll understand what I mean.

You're the best kid.
I love you too.
*kisses the top of his head*

*tilts her head*
*yes, like a confused dog. babies do it too*
*smiles*

[SNOW, GLORIOUS SNOW.]

[ ]

*in the living room*
*surfing the web*
*adding pictures to her collection *

*asleep*
*dreaming of stuffed animals and nice things*
*awwww*

-walks in-
Hey Leah.
You look like you're doing something that's either evil or will potentially scar me.
-smiles at sleepy!Sarah-

-appears from behind the couch-
Leah, Leah, Leah.
-shakes head and tuts-
Saving pictures of the young Lautner boy, I see?

*minimizes everything*
YOU LIE, MERAZ.
*looks at Mattie*
I was doing nothing of the sort.

*wiggles in her sleep*
*cute yawn*
*omg why don't I have this baby?*

You may think I'm stupid, but I'm not.
-maximise ninja skills-
Leah, he's like 15 in that picture.
--
That's like Mattie's age!
MATTIE'S AGE.

-hears name-
Huh?
-realises-
Oh.
-looks at Sarah-
--

*is flailing to get Paul away*
YOU BACK OFF.
HE IS NOT 15 NOW. HE IS LEGAL AND HE'S BASICALLY JUST LIKE JAKE. SAME THING.
I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG.
* *

*is awake now*
*dazed but adorable*
Mamma?

* *
Now Sarah is awake.
I hope you're happy.

BUT STILL.
--
I worry for you, Clearwater.
I worry.
But still.
Matthew's age.
Mattie. That adorable child over there.
His. age.

Oh, thanks for the compliment.
-looks at Sarah-
HELLO SAREBEAR.
--

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Shut. Up.
*scrambles to delete it*
There. Gone. The rest are of him post-18th birthday. Happy?
THIS IS WHY I CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

* *
MADDIE!

I was just kidding, you know.
--
Just try explaining to Jake why you have a folder of Taylor Lautner pictures.
--

-is totally wearing the red and white baseball shirt -
SARAH.
-picks her up-

I'll never need to.
Will I?
* *
*oh that's some menacing she's doing right thur*

*happy times*
Maddie!
*baby talking to explain her dream*
ROOFIN!
*more babbling*

*looks up at Mattie and Sarah*
*sees Mattie's shirt*
Oh well, now I just feel horrible.

It's okay, Leah.
We all have crazy obsessions.
Mine is mustard.
Yours is Taylor Lautner.
I don't even know what Mattie's obsession is.
But you understand my point.
And you might have to if Jake uses your computer.
--

-blinks at Leah-
-goofy smile-
-looks at Sarah-
Nice dream, kiddo.
--

I will personally make sure that never happens.
*nod*

Maddie woof?
* *

-grins-
Sarah woof.
-kisses her forehead-
I love you, Sarebear.

-laughs-
You do that.
Anyway, you like Taylor because he looks like Jake?
--

* *
Maddie. Lub.
*yes, that was love, cue AWWWWW*

*suspicious look*
Why do you need to know?
*YES. That means yes*

-grins-
Rachel likes that Alex dude.
-nods-
I mean, she has her own version of him so yeah.
--

--
Aww Sarahhhh.
-grins-
So, Sarebear. What do you want to do?

* *
Oh god.
Why are we still talking about this?
*awkward cuz she thinks Alex is cute and is like, NO PAUL, NO*

Woof! Sawah woof!
*tries to bark*
* *

-looks at Leah-
--
You find Alex attractive, don't you?

-laughs-
You want to be a wolf like Mattie?
I mean, that's what I'm guessing.
-grins-

* *
*closes laptop*
No.

*nods*
Woof!
*or he could just make her day and let her ride on his back *