The Actual Role-play

[ That guy. AND I SEE YOU MYSTERY GUEST, STOP LURKING. ]

[ have you ever clicked the "who is online?" thing next to the list of people online? It has a map a lot like the one on your tumblr. Mystery guest is in Russia.]

[ Oh this amuses me. MY SISTER WON'T STOP SINGING. SHE CAN'T SING. I SHALL TAKE MY ANGER OUT ON PAUL'S MUSTARD.]

[ Not Paul's mustard! Nuuuuuu!]

[ Mattie will do it for me. Like he said. Making in inedible and disposing of it. ]

-totally ruining Paul's mustard-
-looks angry-
-amy will find a reason for his anger-

--
MATTIE, NOOOOOO.

*walks in*
Oh for heaven's sake!
*shields Paul's eyes from witnessing this*
Matthew Jacob Meraz, what has gotten into you?

[this is like telling a kid there's no Santa. So many tears. :]

-doesn't answer-
-keeps making the mustard inedible-
-lalalalala-

I don't know what the hell is up with him.
He keeps having mood swings.
One minute he's happy, then he's crying, then he's mad, then he's crying again.
I don't even know.
--
I feel like a bad parent.

*sighs*
*shakes her head*
You're not a bad parent, Paul.
I guess this is just Mattie's way of dealing with stuff.
Not healthy but not as bad as it could be.

-smiles slightly-
I guess it's in the genes.
-looks over at Mattie-
-blinks as Matt randomly bursts into tears-
-sighs-
Mattie, come here.

-walks over to Paul-
-crawls onto his lap like he used to-

**
It hurts me to see him like this.
I wish there was something I could do.

-smiles sadly-
It's okay, buddy.
-looks at Leah-
It hurts me too.

-quietly-
It's not fair.

*hugs them both*
It isn't fair.
At all.

[The heat is killing me. ]

[ *sends ice*]

[-noms on the ice- I HATE SUMMER.]

[ me too.]

[ At times like these, I'd feel sorry for Mattie when he plays football.]

-speaking of the devil-
-walks in from football practice-
-passes out on the couch-
-ded-

-blinks-

[ Nice segue.]

*lying in her bassinet*
*sleeping*

*walks in with iced tea*
Hot day, Mattie?

Yeah.
I nearly passed out.
I had to sit out for a while.
-waves fist at the sky-
WHY GOD, WHY?!
WHY MUST YOU CURSE ME?!
WHYYYYYYY?!
-mumbles-
I hate this fucking heat.

-laughs-
Someone hates the heat.
-looks at Leah-
Iced tea?
What flavour?

*awakes briefly*
*falls back to sleep*

*blinks*
Mattie, why don't you go get some iced tea for yourself?
*looks at Paul*
Lemon.
*smiles*

Oh, I like peach.
--
But this is good too.
-goes to get some for him and Mattie-


-looks at the bassinet-
-looks at Leah-
I would take my shirt off, but I can see some of the girls outside and they may mob the house.
Grandpa wouldn't want his upholstery to be ruined.

*still sleeping*

*nods to Paul*
Add some extra ice to Mattie's.
*looks at Mattie*
*laughs*
That's true.
Why don't you just flap your shirt to cool off a bit?

-pathetically flaps it-
Too much kinetic energy being turned into thermal energy.
Not good.
Where are the Cullens when I need them?!
--
And more importnantly, where is Nessie?

-walks in with iced tea-
-put a shit ton of ice into Matt's glass-
-passes it to him-
-drinks his own glass-
That's some good stuff.
-smiles at Sarah sleeping-

*wakes up*
*sleepy fussing*

*grabs a newspaper and starts waving it*
Impromptu fan!
*shrugs*
I do not know where they are.
*sees Sarah wake up*
Oh hey, sleepyhead.
*smiles*
Geez, even Sarah is fussy. The heat's gotten to everyone.

-looks at Leah-
-sighs-
The guys on the team are always with their girlfriends.
I feel left out.
-sees Sarah-
-grins-
Hey Sarebear!
You hate the heat too, huh?

-eating the icecubes-
--
COLD COLD COLD.