The Actual Role-play

That definitely sounds like Rachel.
*laughs*
Of course you will, Mattie.


[-_- I hate my job. Sorry for being so late.]

[ It's okay!]

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I'll take her to the ice cream parlor, the playground, the beach!
I'm gonna have such a cool summer vacation!

-laughs-
She has a bag dedicated to stuff for Sarah.
It's full right now.
-nods-

[ ]

*tearing up*
That's so sweet.
*smiles at Mattie*
And I know Sarah will love it, too.

-smiles-
I'm so happy!
And my face hurts from smiling.
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-laughs-
It has baby clothes and other stuff in it.
It's a really big bag.
Like those huge blue ones from IKEA.
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*laughs*
*grabs his face by the cheeks*
Then stop smiling!
*looks at Paul*
Oh wow.
That plus all the stuff the Cullens got?
Sarah is set for life.

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MY FACE!
-rubs his cheeks-
-pouts-

-laughs-
Pretty much.
I'll drag the bag here tomorrow so it's here.
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Oh I didn't grab you that hard.
...did I?
*smiles at Paul*
I think between you and Mattie the two of yo can carry it here.
*laughs*

No, not really.
--
I just felt like pretending it hurt.

-laughs-
You're right.
Matt, you're helping me carry the bag here tomorrow.
-nods-

-blinks-
Okay then.

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I love how you make it sound like some heavy duty job.
Then again I haven't seen this bag.

-looks at Leah-
This bag.
It's like... evil.
I sat on it once.
But it was comfy.
--

Dad, you tripped over Tala.
You faceplanted into it.
You did not sit onto it.

*double *
OH MY GOD!
Mattie, tell me you taped that. Please!

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Luckily, I filmed it on my phone.
-takes out his phone-
-blahblahblah-
-pressing of teh buttons-

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Joy.

*watching it*
*cracking up*
My day has been made.
*wiggling baby inside*
Sarah likes it and she can't even see it.

-laughs-
Mom was cracking up.
She was crying and all sorts.
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Ha ha ha.
Very funny.
That's like the time you fell out of your bed because you thought your bed was bigger than it was.

* *
*holding back laughter for Paul's sake*
Everyone has clumsy moments.
Remember human Bella?

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Oh lord.
Breaking her hand whilst punching Jake.
Hitting her head on a rock and apologizing for bleeding.
Hitting her head in the damn sea on the cliff.
She needed to be wrapped in bubble wrap.

I will not laugh.
This is my girlfriend's mother we're talking about.
I will not laugh.
-self restraint-
-it fails-
--

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Don't forget almost getting crushed by a truck.
She was a trouble magnet.

[of course my iPod wants to die now-_-]

SHE NEARLY GOT RUN OVER BY A TRUCK?!
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Oh my god.
I need to pee.
-goes to the bathroom-

And she has a death wish.
Slapping werewolves in the face like that.
Tut tut.

[:]

[now i'm a computer ninja]

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I'm glad I wasn't there when she slapped you.
I probably would have shouted for you to eat her.

[I DON'T CARE IF NO ONE IS ON, TODAY'S THE DAY! ]

[ I SING WITH HAPPINESS!]

*laying on the couch*
*lamaze breathing*
Oh god, oh god.

-is dragging the massive bag in with Paul-
--
-nearly falls over when he lets go of the straps-
-sees Leah-
Leah?
Are you okay?

-goes over to Leah-
Are you alright?
Do you want me to call Carlisle or something?

*jaw clenched*
*nodding*
PLEASE.

-guess who has Carlisle on speed dial! -
-it's for emergency purposes-
-and now is an emergency-
-ringringringringringringringbananaphone-
CARLISLE?

-blinks-
-looks at Leah's stomach-
SARAH, STAY IN THERE UNTIL CARLISLE GETS HERE.
I COMMAND THEE TO STAY.

*contraction over*
Oh thank fucking God.
*looks at Mattie*
I don't think you want to be here for this little buddy.

*answers*
Yes, Paul?
Is she ready?
*has everything gathered, like a doc*