So, we're here. Let's talk a little.

Amy, the brit with the blue/black hair, is a boss.

FO SHO!

YOU DUN GOOFED. CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

MOTHERFUCKER YOU AIN'T GONNA GET ME TODAY!

*war cry - not a sissy scream*

I'M GONNA GET MY MR MAGIC WIPE AND CONTACT THE CYBERPOLICE.

I hate when no one is online I'm just creeping around this empty forum like a loser.

Oi. You iz no loser. FLAMING HUG!!!!!

Yeah, I am though. I sleep in one day and miss everyone, even Amy somehow.

EDIT: I SEE YOU AMY AND ALICE!

I'M FINALLY FREE!

NO MORE SCHOOL!

I SING WITH HAPPINESS.

SWEEEEEET

NO MORE CHAVS! NO MORE STUPID ICT TEACHERS WHO CAN'T TEACH!

NO MORE TERROR!

and my friend Joel got a black pug.

It's called Jackson.

I'M CALLING IT JASPER.

That pug is adorable. :3

AND GO AMY!

I SEE YOU LURKING AGAIN MYSTERY GUEST.

PLUS I'M ALL ALONE D:

This is the 666th post. Great.

Worst work day ever.

I GLOMP THEE WITH LOVE.

This is why I love you, Amy.

I love you too!

Well, I might be allowed to take my laptop to France!

I was all like, "The holiday is going to be boring." and my mum was like, "Why?" and I was like, "It'd be two weeks without talking to Melissa. " so my mum was like, "Well, take your laptop to France then."

MWAHAHAHAHA.

Ninja hug for ninja Amy.

Pssh, you're the ninja right now.

But hopefully there's some decent WI-FI in the surrounding area, or I may shoot myself.

No internet = Life has no meaning.

This is true.

Lol are you a tumblr hipster?

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I'm so hipster~

xD even though I'm not hipster at all.

Lol I know.

LOOK AT ME, I WILL TAKE A PICTURE OF A TREE IN BLACK AND WHITE.

I. am. so. deep.

So much hipsterness.

I only write in helvetica, because that's the hipster font.

HIPSTERHIPSTERHIPSTERTRIANGLE.

I'm deeper than Paul's mustard bottles.