So, we're here. Let's talk a little.

Either way, I'm not talking to my dad.

PACK WHY AREN'T YOU REAL? D:

WHY PACK WHY?!

I fail at checking on this. /reading fanfics.

BUT YEAH.

WHYYYYYYYYYY. or at least, why aren't we friends with the cast?

So do I.

But yes, WHY DON'T YOU COME HANG WITH US, TWILIGHT/NEW MOON/ECLIPSE CAST?

WE'RE AWESOME PEOPLEEEE.

AND WE'RE NOT RABID FANGIRLS.

(Don't lie to them, Amy. )

WE ARE AWESOME.

AND WE'RE FANS.

AND WE'RE GIRLS.

. . . I'll leave it at that.

THAT DON'T HAVE RABIES!

THAT IS TRUE. WE DO NOT HAVE RABIES.

AND WE DON'T STALK! mostly because it's kinda impossible for me at least but still.

I DON'T STALK EITHER OUT OF LAZINESS.

WE'RE NICE FANGIRLS.

At least we don't imagine we can marry fiction characters. lol jk SETH FTW

Nor do we wish fictional characters would marry each other. JK JACOB AND LEAH FOR THE FUCKING WIN

Of course not.

That's just totally stupid. I AGREE WITH YOU THERE.

HOLY CRAP, I WAS RIGHT! GOD IS PUNISHING ME FOR WRITING SLASH!