The Actual Role-play

-smiles-
I know.
So many ladies -and Kurt- love me.
--
What can I say? I'm awesome.

-watching Sarah-
-laughing-
Need some help, Sarah?

. . . Maybe.
*sighs*
I just want mashed potatoes.
And some apple juice.

*laughs*
You're a regulation hottie.
Own it.
* *
Sorry, I had to do the Mean Girls thing.

-smiles-
I'll get it for you.
-starts getting the stuff for Sarah-

-little hair flip right there-
--
I'm just too darn sexy for my own good.
-totally kidding-

Yay!
You're my favorite uncle!
* *

* *
Yup, that's it exactly.
**
Oh Mattie, you're my favorite.

-smiles-
I love you too, Leah.
I also think I figured out why Kurt likes me.
I'm his own Taylor Lautner.
--

-smiles-
And you're my favourite niece!
-puts the plate and juice on the table-

* *
Really?
I feel special.
*runs and sits at the table*

**
That would certainly explain things.
Just, don't do the shirt thing a lot.
It leads people on.

I don't do the shirt thing any way.
--
I'm not a mean player dude like most guys these days.

-does not mention that she is his only niece-
--
You are special, Sarah.

[lol, Sarah picks him over Seth and she gets to think she's special. I LOVE IT]

*eating*
* *
Mommy says that too!

That's great.
I'm proud of you for that.
**

--
That's just how I roll.
Being a gentleman and shizz.

-laughs-
And she's right!

* *
*nomnomnom*
I love potatoes!

**
So dapper.
That's why Nessie loves you.

-bows-
Yes, yes.
-does a little Blaine like twirl-
I think I'd fit in at Dalton.

-smiles-
I love potatoes too!
I like meat too.
--

*giggling*
Steak and potatoes!
Steak and potatoes!

*claps*
You would.
You'd be a great Warbler.

[I MISS THIS SO MU-HUH-HUH-HUCH

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-cue guilty and possibly injured Jake-

-it wouldn't be the pack thread if it were any different-
-le sitting on the couch-

-obligatory acknowledgement of Sarah's existence by saying she's asleep-

-walks inside the house-
-is covered in dirt and a tad of blood-
-shuts door quietly-

-looks up-
-small smile-
Do I wanna ask?
-walks up to help him-

-swears quietly-
-smiles tiredly-
I didn't want to wake you.
I'm fine.
Mostly Leech blood.

-holding him-
Yeah, well, I was up.
-pause-
Mostly?

-kisses her temple gently-
Still.
I'm fine. Promise.
-grins sheepishly-
Mostly.

-pulls him down to the couch with her-
-gently tho-
Sure, sure.
-kisses his cheek-
You're lucky you're hurt.
Or I'd have to hurt you.
-grins-

-winces slightly-
-mock glares at her-
I'm fine Lee.
-pouts-
I never said I was hurt.

-raises an eyebrow-
So you're not hurt?
Remember what I said before.
- -

-blinks-
-grins-
I mean ow.
My poor ribs.
-cheeky grin-

-laughs-
You dork.
-kisses his jaw-
I love you.