The Actual Role-play

*happy baby sounds*

*smiles*
It was a tremendous help.
*looks at Rachel*
They're practically inseparable now.

-smiles-
-goes to the window-
-points at random objects-
That, Sarebear, is a tree.
That's a cat.
It goes "Meow!".

-grins-
Like I said, it's no problem.

-laughs-
Pretty much.
This is the happiest he's been in a while.

*laughs*
They are too cute together.
*looks at Rachel*
I know.
It's hard for everyone but he sees her the least.
I'm glad Sarah makes him happy though.

*blinking slowly*
*just sort of watching Mattie*

-laughs-
And a wolf.
It goes like this.
-clears throat-
-does a really awesome wolf howl-
-LIKE A BOSS-

-looks at Matt-
Nice howl.
--

-nods-
I guess so.
I just hate seeing him so upset.
So this is nice to see him happy.

*happy cooing*

*chuckles*
She recognizes howling.
*looks at Rachel*
Me too.
I like when he's happy.

-grins-
Of course you recognize the wolf.
When you're a bit older, you can meet Tala!
She's my puppy.
You'd love her, Sarebear.

-smiles-
Well, at least Sarah can keep his mind off of Renesmee for a bit.

-snorts-
That probably won't happen.

*babbling back like she can respond*

*smiles*
She can make it hurt less, at least.
Mattie is already talking about how Nessie and him will look like young parents when they take her places.

-laughs-
Really?
That's so cute.
--
And they probably will, actually.

-smiles-
It's so adorable.

-nodding-
-pretending to understand-
Yes, exactly!
You're so clever, Sarebear!
--

*smiles*
Everything they do is adorable.
Just look at them now.
**

*smiles again*
*purses her lips to say she's hungry*

-grins-
-can totally understand what Sarah wants-
- it's their special bond-
Leah, Sarah's hungry.
-walk over to Leah-

-grins-
Mattie's using his baby whisperer skills, huh?
Where did he even get those weird skills?

My mom.
--

*laughs*
*holds out her arms to take her*
Mattie the baby-whisperer is gonna be my biggest helper, right Mattie?
*looks at Paul*
I'm surprised she hasn't come over to do some ancient ritual for Sarah.

*reaching out for her mom*
*smacking her lips already*

-laughs-
Don't jinx it.
We don't want my mom over here waving incense around.

-carefully hands Sarah over-
-smiles-
Yup.
I'll definitely help.

*takes Sarah*
Thank you, Mattie.
*laughs*
True, she would probably be chanting and force one of us into a traditional headress and everything.
*throws a blanket over her and Sarah*

*is breastfeeding *
*nomnomnom*

--
Every time my mom does some ritual, it's always Matt who gets the headdress.
I don't even know why.
-shrugs-

-smiles-
I love Sarah.

*laughs*
I bet he looks adorable in it.
**
Sarah loves you, too, honey.
*smiles*

*still nom'ing*

I look pretty good in the headdress, if I do say so myself.
-:-
-smiles-
I'm really happy right now.

-smiles-
Egocentric.

**
And right there you reminded me of your uncle Jake.
*smiles*
I'm really glad you're so happy.
Funnily enough, it makes me happy.

*almost done eating*
*wolf hunger and all*

-grins-
I'm the life of this party.
--
No party like a wolf pack party, after all.
-smiles-
Sarah's got a wolf appetite.
Aww.

-laughs-
Leah, I don't think you have to worry about the women of La Push kidnapping Sarah.
I think you need to worry about Mattie kidnapping her.
-:-

*done!*
*ready to be burped*

*shifting Sarah around to burp her*
We should have an actual party. To celebrate Sarah's birth and everything.
**
I'm not worried about that.
He'd be easy to find - just look for the group of young girls going "aww".
**

--
That is true.

We can't tell Grandma.
She'd turn up with her incense and crazy voodoo.
--
It's just... no.
-laughs-

*lightly patting Sarah's back*
*thinking*
We'll invite her to the Halloween party.

*burps*

Atta girl, Sarah!
*giggles*

-grins-
Yay Sarah!
You go, Sarah!
And I can't quote Mean Girls.

--
My mom would fit in at a Halloween party.

*laughs*
If we set a chair for her on the porch, she could even be our yard decoration.
*smiles*
*talking to Sarah*
Well who do you wanna be held by?
Uncle Paul?
Mattie?
Aunt Rachel?

*blinks slowly*

--
Oh dear god.
She'd scare people so much.
Though I do love my mom.

-laughs-
Sarah looks completely confused.
-smiles-
She's so cute.

*laughs*
I love your mom, too.
She's just a bit far 'out there'.
*baby talking to Sarah*
You do looks very cute.
But you also look tired.
*glances at the time*
Yeah, she needs to get to sleep soon.
*looks at Mattie*
Wanna to do the honors, Mr. Pillow?

*cute yawn*